Stop Googling Your Funnel Problem At Midnight. Voice Note Me Instead.

Two weeks, just you and me, going deep on the ONE problem. No more Google rabbit holes, no more vague one-line answers, no more guessing. Just a plan you'll actually implement.

Here's the deal: for two weeks, you get me in your pocket.

You send the voice notes, the screenshots, the "is this right?" messages (on WhatsApp, Voxer, Telegram or Messenger, whatever works for you). I send back proper answers. The kind you'll never get from a 14-tab Google spiral or a one-liner in a Facebook group from someone who isn't even an expert in your business.

We go deep on the ONE problem: your funnel, your emails, your sales page, your marketing, and we actually solve it.

No course to "get through." No group call where you're one of fifty vying for attention. Just you, me, and the one thing standing between you and a business that sells without you glued to your phone.

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You Don't Have A Knowledge Problem. You've Got A "Nobody Will Give Me A Straight Answer" Problem.

You've Googled it. You've spent hours on YouTube videos that promised everything and delivered a vague summary. You've asked in all the groups and got three replies that all contradicted each other.

So the problem stays unsolved, front of mind like the pink elephant in the room. For weeks. Sometimes months.

And here's what that's actually costing you: every week that problem stays with you is another week your funnel isn't doing its job, your emails aren't selling, and your revenue's still on the feast-or-famine rollercoaster.

CONNECT is the opposite of a vague one-liner. It's two weeks of real back-and-forth. You and me, in your business, going deep on the one thing that matters.

One client messaged me 24 hours in, already blown away, calling the data I'd sent "proper insight, not guesswork." That's the difference between Googling at midnight and actually getting in the room with someone who's been doing this for 15 years.

By the end of two weeks, the goal is simple: that problem is sorted, and you know exactly what to do next.

Message from client KS: 24 hours in and already blown away. The data you've sent is so useful, proper insight not guesswork. Seeing what's working across my ads and sales pages is huge. — — KS, just 24 hours into CONNECT

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Are You Sick Of…

Googling the same question at 11pm and closing 14 tabs none the wiser 😵‍💫
Getting one-line answers in groups when what you actually need is someone to go deep
Knowing something in your funnel is off but not being able to put your finger on what
Looking at your numbers (if you're looking at all) and having no clue what they're telling you
Buying yet another course that's now sitting forgotten and unopened

If you nodded at even two of those, keep reading.

Here's What Happens When You Stop Guessing And Start Asking

MB's story

MB came to me stuck on the same thing for a month: her funnels weren't aligned, and she had zero clarity on her next offer. She'd tried all the things and realised she didn't have the expertise to even know what she was looking for. Her confidence in that part of her business? A 5 out of 10.

In two weeks of voice notes, we sorted her funnels, her email sequence and her new freebies, brainstormed her next offer, and — her words — I "taught her how to analyse and track the correct data" so she finally had measurable numbers to grow with. I also kept her focused every time she tried to change her idea for the millionth time. 😅

Where's her confidence now? A solid 9.

Just do it!! Having Melissa for two weeks really helps you stay focused on the right things. — MB ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

How CONNECT Works

Pick your platform.WhatsApp, Voxer, Telegram or Messenger, whatever you already use.

Bring me your one problem.The funnel, the emails, the sales page, the thing that's been doing your head in. Send voice notes, screenshots, links, the lot.

We go deep, not wide.I get properly into your business and send back real answers, plus any tools I've got that'll help, like my Data Tracker or a custom launch plan.

You action it.You take the plan and run, with me right there to check in as you go.

You finish calm.Two weeks later, the thing that was stressing you out is sorted, and you know your next move.

Everything You Unlock

2 full weeks of direct, 1-to-1 voice-note access to me (Mon–Fri, 9am–6pm)
On WhatsApp, Voxer, Telegram or Messenger — your choice
A proper deep-dive on the ONE problem holding you back
My honest eyes on your actual assets — funnels, emails, sales pages and marketing
Tools & templates that'll fast-track you (e.g. my Boring But Essential Data Tracker, a custom launch plan)
A clear, actionable plan you can implement straight away — not theory

Everything you need to finally fix the problem holding you back in your business.

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My Promise To You

I'm not going to dangle a money-back guarantee at you, because CONNECT is my time and my full focus on your business for two weeks, and you'll be getting that from the very first voice note.

What I will promise: I'll show up. I'll go deep, not wide. I'll give you straight answers, not vague one-liners. And I'll keep you focused on the one thing that actually moves your business forward, even when you try to change your mind for the millionth time. 😉

You bring the problem and the willingness to action it. I'll bring 15 years of funnels, data and what actually works. Deal?

Hi, I'm Melissa 👋

I'm a predictable revenue strategist, getting shit done around the school run, and I help female coaches and course creators build simple sales systems that actually sell. I'm a total tech geek who loves nothing more than getting into someone's funnel and finding the one thing that'll change everything.

This Is What 15 Years And A Lot Of Funnels Looks Like

CONNECT clients aren't the only ones who get results. Here's what tends to happen when I get into a business:

One client wasn't emailing her non-openers. One tweak = £800 from a single email. 💸
Another turned a free PDF into a low-ticket offer and made 100+ sales in 90 days.
One added a tripwire and a simple £9 order bump and racked up 24 sales and counting.
One was paying £8 a lead on her ads — we got it under £1. That's 8x cheaper.
Another got sales at £7.50 each from cold traffic — a 5x return on ad spend, zero sales calls.

Is CONNECT For You?

✅ This is for you if…

💪 You're a female coach or course creator already making sales from your signature offer
🎯 You've got one specific problem you want solving and you're sick of guessing your way to an answer
⚡ You're ready to take action — you just need pointing in the right direction
🗣️ You'd rather have a real conversation than wade through another 50-page PDF

🚫 This isn't for you if…

🐣 You're right at the start of your business journey with no offer yet
🛋️ You want it all done for you while you sit back (this is coaching, not done-for-you)
🆓 You're a freebie-hunter after the free version (let's be honest, you won't action it anyway 😉)
🪄 You want a magic button instead of a plan you actually implement

Two Weeks From Now, You Could Be Making Progress

Or you could still be Googling it at midnight. Your call. 😉

2 weeks of 1-to-1 voice-note access (Mon–Fri, 9am–6pm)
On WhatsApp, Voxer, Telegram or Messenger
A deep-dive on your ONE problem
My eyes on your funnels, emails, sales pages & marketing
Tools & templates to fast-track you
A plan you can action straight away

£397 paid in full, or two payments of £199.

👉 I'm In

FAQs

Two weeks doesn't sound long enough to fix anything?

That's exactly why it works. We go deep, not wide. One client messaged me blown away just 24 hours in. MB shifted from a 5 to a solid 9/10 in confidence in a fortnight. When you're not waiting weeks for answers, you'd be surprised how fast things move.

Can voice notes really give me the depth of a proper call or a full programme?

Honestly? Often more. A one-off call you half-forget by Friday can't compete with two weeks of real back-and-forth you can re-listen to any time. I get to know your business properly, not in a rushed 60 minutes.

Will you actually understand my business well enough over voice notes?

That's the whole point of two weeks instead of one call. I'll look at your real assets: your funnels, emails and sales pages.

My business feels like a complete mess. Is that a problem?

Nope. We pick the ONE thing and start there. Clarity is literally what you walk away with.

What if I don't even know what my real problem is?

Totally fine — helping you pinpoint it is part of the job. MB didn't know either, and we found it.

Will this work for my niche / my small list / a saturated market?

Funnels, emails and data work the same whatever your niche — and list size matters far less than you think. The market isn't your problem; the one stuck thing is.

What platform do we use and when can I reach you?

WhatsApp, Voxer, Telegram or Messenger — your pick. I'm available Monday–Friday, 9am–6pm.

Is there a payment plan?

Yes — £397 in full, or two payments of £199.

Is there a refund?

There's no money-back guarantee (it's my time and focus for two weeks), but have a read of My Promise above — I don't do this by halves.

Imagine If…

Imagine it's two weeks from now: the thing that's been keeping you up at night is finally sorted, your funnel's quietly doing its job, and for the first time in months you can sleep easy knowing your problem is solved and you can get back to running your business.

Let's go. 👇

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