SALES FUNNELS THAT ACTUALLY F**KING WORK

"Our sales have grown 30% since we started working with Melissa, our Facebook ads are bringing in new potential customers each day, and she created us automations that follow up with customers, meaning we get orders coming in without having to manually call up each potential customer, just magic!"

If you’ve ever spent hours writing sales funnel emails from scratch and are ready to save time AND have emails that sound like you (but better). This is your answer....

My free ChatGPT prompt guide shows you how to:
✅ Teach AI to sound like, you write like you and know all about your business
✅ Write welcome emails, tripwire copy + upsells
✅ Turn new subscribers into sales without sounding like a sales robot

Plug. Prompt. Sell.

FREE DOWNLOAD

"Melissa has advised on our lead magnet & automations (and all that those processes require!). She is great at understanding our needs and walking us through new processes. We would highly recommend her."

Claire & Jana - The Group Coaching Academy

Sales Funnels that actually F**king work

I don’t give you boring theory 😴

I give you plug-and-play systems that sell your offers while you’re booking your next holiday.

With me, you get:

✅ Simple, powerful, actionable steps you can take today

✅ Tech you actually understand - because I break it down for you in a super simple way!

✅ A business that brings in sales, without burning you out faster than a Yankee candle

Because you didn’t quit your 9-5 to work more hours for less money.

WORK WITH ME

Who’s Behind This Funnel-Fixing Genius?

I’m Melissa - Sales Funnel Strategist, Course Creator, and the woman who helps coaches and course creators turn “just another freebie” into a high-converting sales machine.

I’ve built funnels that bring in thousands, created email sequences that convert at 25%+ on repeat, and set up automations that sell while my clients are off living their life—not stuck online 24/7.

I’ve worked with 6- and 7-figure brands, helped clients hit sold-out launches, get 5x return on their ad spend, and once made a client £800 overnight with just one email tweak.
(Yes, I’m that good 😉)

But here’s what makes me different:

I don’t believe in giving you more balls to juggle.
I believe in giving you simple, actionable systems that actually make sales feel easy.

Because you didn’t start this business to spend more time at your laptop.
You started it for freedom, flexibility, and let’s be honest -more SALES.

When I’m not creating powerful, simple, actionable courses or running profitable sales and lead gen Meta Ads (tech geek here!) I’m usually chasing after my dog Zuma, talking gaming with my son, colouring with my daughter, or sipping a beer with my husband whilst planning our next trip to the coast.

If you’re ready for funnels that just f**king work - I’m your woman.